Kim Kardashian Less Relevant When Clothed

December 5, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian showed up dressed to celebrate the release of that magazine that ran her naked Photoshopped pictures, the clothes rendering herself instantly nine times less worthwhile than baseline. Kim Kardashian has been gifted the talent of being shamelessly naked and covered in oil, or spunk, if you can happen to afford the platinum package. Forsaking her gift runs the risk of angering the gods who tapped who with the whore stick and declared her human tit candy. Curses range from the inability to utter polysyllabic words to spending your life with a large cock buried in your dumper. There is no resort spa where Fate won’t find you, Kim.

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