Kim Kardashian Surveys the Troops Abroad

December 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

With so much riding on current U.S. armed forces forward positioning in the Middle East, it only made sense to dispatch Kim Kardashian dressed like somebody her stylist saw in an old USO magazine to Abu Dahbi to assess our military state of readiness. Kim toured Persian Gulf region arsenal and met with soldiers each of whom she promised could cream pie her enormous bunghole if they destroyed ISIS and went on to become multi-millionaire recording artists with enormous black dicks. Kim homaged Jane Fonda by straddling a large Howitzer barrel but she did it at night when nobody was looking leaving just a smudge of herpetic goo and desert flies for the field artillery mechanics to sniff out after Reveille.

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