Lauren Stoner in a Bikini

December 30, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

If I black out Michael Bay humping her while gloating about fucking over the Turtles origin story, I really do like this chick. She reminds me of every girl who ever told me to bugger off through a set of big teeth. It’s like receiving a directive from Smaug. You comply. Then tell your buddies Smaug was a lesbian.

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