I’d caption this photo, ‘Hey, look, gooks on our beach, let’s go skin them.’ I kid, because Mark Wahlberg once blinded a Vietnamese guy who later forgave him because he saw The Happening and felt he was mildly retarded. None of this takes away from the fact Mark’s wife still looks pretty hot after pumping out God knows how many Catholic family children. She was a working model before Mark made her his wife and assigned her CVS parking lot pamphleteering duties for his Decent People for a Chink-Free America. He’s not that racist for Dorchester. Still, I’d watch my back if you’re not predominantly white and don’t grocery shop at GNC.
Photo Credit: AKM-GSI