Michael Fassbender’s Dong And Shit Around The Web

December 12, 2014 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments

Besides confirming that Hollywood is racist as shit, the Sony leak also showed what many have already known: that Hollywood producers have tiny dicks. Namely, producer Michael de Luca who was jealous and intimidated by the size of Michael Fassbender’s power ween.

That’s some classic penis envy Hollywood style. (TMZ)

Kim Kardashian thinks God made her fat as punishment for being Kim Kardashian. (Huffington Post)

Anni Jurgenson shows off her titties for Odda Magazine. (Drunken Stepfather)

Gisele Bundchen in a bikini still gets my pressure up. (Hollywood Tuna)

Johanna Lundback in lingerie makes me want to take off her lingerie. (Popoholic)

Kate Upton goes tits out for Sports Illustrated. (The Superficial)

Wanna see Isabeli Fontana pole dancing? Sure you do! (COED)

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