Miley Cyrus Does Art Basel

Miley Cyrus made a powerful statement at the Art Basel show in Miami by smoking weed and drinking on stage while talking about death and banging on the piano to songs she said her friend’s cat wrote for her. It’s a little less beatnik perhaps when the show is sponsored by Tommy Hilfiger and you’re staying at the Fountainbleau with your celebrity boyfriend from USC.

“You thought Art Basel was a respected place where you could escape me. This year has constantly challenged me, and that’s why I started doing art. — Miley Cyrus on stage

Actually, I thought Art Basel was a pretentious shit show of trust funders hoping to hawk their collages to friends of Gwyneth Paltrow who invest in art for the same reason dudes at Jiffy Lube hang up wall posters of hot black chicks with big asses in thongs. But that part about escaping Miley certainly seems warranted. Though I’m pretty sure we all realize now there is no escape.

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