Miley Cyrus Shows Tits For Freedom

Miley Cyrus posted an Instagram photo of her tits as part of the Free The Nipple campaign which seeks women’s liberation through the harmonics of one million teenage boys masturbating simultaneously. Instagram does not allow women’s nipples or versatile sub rape scene creampies as part of their Terms and Conditions, and since removed the photo. The Free The Nipple crowd advocates for the right of women to walk around in public with their tits out, claiming there’s no difference between men and women’s nipples. Ostensibly I agree but one draws a little more attention than the other, hence this post is about Miley Cyrus and not Rick Flair. It also ignores that fact that most of us also want guys who walk around topless in public to be fed to the volcano to make the Ebola stop. Still, I one hundred percent support Cyrus in this noble cause. I had no idea here titties were so attractive in the supine positions. If you spunk while thinking about them, I guess you’re a feminist now. Go pick up your card.

Photo Credit: Instagram