Topless photo shoots when you’re pregnant is the brand new thing, since 1991 when Demi Moore had one of her future drunk daughters in her womb and caused a controversy by showing America where babies come from. Now everybody’s doing it. Chicks are getting knocked up to improve their chances of landing a magazine cover. The liability waiver at the Planned Parenthood in Hollywood now forces you to confirm you understand sucking Dave Spade’s zygote out of your uterus means no Vanity Fair cover six months hence. It’s a steep price to pay. At least the abortions are gratis.
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