Protestors Piled Up Naked Again in Europe

Spin the wheel of naked people covered in fake blood protests and see where it lands. Today was anti-fur in Barcelona. Several of the group’s leaders were actually wearing fur coats themselves, but just because it’s winter and nothing keeps you warm like natural animal pelts. Their followers completely understood.

This whole naked chick protest thing had a good run, but now that dudes are tossing their nut sacks into the mix, it got wholly less interesting. I don’t care how shrill, I’ll pretty much agree to do anything a Tinder average body type naked girl asks of me. But a guy with blood on his shlong begging me to follow his righteous cause is at least two too many hints of rape trap.

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