Six foot tall former supermodels deserve some long leash. Crimes up to and including second degree felonies, nullified. Autobiographies about the rigors of modeling with similar titles to those of ex-Marine generals who fought in four wars, A-OK. Mount Rod Stewart for a decade and a half without wondering if you could do better, let’s pretend it never happened. But now, Stacy’s Mom, it’s time to put on a bra. That’s not me talking, that’s your body. Listen to it.
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