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December 2, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
We are blessed with unlimited information at the tip of our keyboard fingers. Also, our fingers occasionally stumble onto shit like Steve Guttenberg interviewing Gerardo Mejia, the ‘Rico Suave’ guy from the 90’s. It’s like some mentally imbalanced TV Land fan spun a wheel of Forgotten Celebrities until Guttenberg and Mejia popped up and he could bite on his towel a little harder. For Huffington Post which continues its tenth year of searching for its identity while posting News of the Weird and Gay News of the Weird tidbits, the Mejia interview was quite a score. Mejia bragged about having banged “500 to 600 women.” This is certainly more than you or I, but not necessarily impressive for an ambitious male celebrity who hosts pool parties. Jeremy Piven found it cute while itching his blisters. If you’re seven foot two you’re the center of all attention. When you walk around at 6’5″ you’re just pretty tall. This is Mejia’s firmly intrenched category. Plausible yet easily dismissed. Much like his career and The Huffington Post’s shallow attempt at not pandering to the annoying people at the martini bar.
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