Thick girls playing paddle ball hold a special place in my heart. It’s every memory of every successful beach hookup ever. The guys used to hang on the hood of Greased Lightning begging me to tell them summer tales of the chubby chick who invited me back to her place for Arby’s Sandwiches and nookie. Then I’d punch them in the nuts for being super gay. That always felt ironic. I could’ve gone for a girl like this with a billion dollar retail inheritance in her future. Every hundred million is like losing an inch on the waistline.
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