Xzibit Arrested On Wedding Night

Omnipresent sometimes rapper Xzibit was issued a DUI after leaving his wedding reception. I’m no prude, but you may not want to get behind the wheel on the drunkest night of your life. Particularly if you are a rapper hanging out in Laguna Beach. I’m not saying the cops out there are profiling black guys, but everybody not a suburban teen hates a rapper. Given the exorbitant costs of the modern wedding, an Uber should fit nicely into your budget whether you’re a hip hop mogul or forklift operator. Particularly when you most likely rented a leopard print Maserati for the night to do donuts in the parking lot of the reception hall. DUIs are increasingly expensive but Xzibit should be able to cover the cost with royalties from his hit songs which may or may not have ever existed.

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