Brad Culpepper Is An Enigma

Former NFL player Brad Culpepper is being sued for insurance fraud. He received a workman’s comp claim of $175,000 two years ago because his back was too fucked up to do basic activities. Culpepper then appeared on Survivor while rowing boats and sleeping on rocks and generally doing things that aren’t good for your lumbar. This sounded a few alarm bells and somehow one of the four people who still watch Survivor relayed this news to his insurance company. Culpepper sticks by his story, and freaked out in a TV interview when he was accused of being full of shit. As proof of his back being fucked up, Culpepper showed his bicep muscle and clavicle bone fucked up from nine years of playing in the NFL. Again, not his back for which he was paid, but neat nasty party trick.

The sweet irony of all this is that after retiring from the NFL, Culpepper became a practicing personal injury attorney. Mind you this is in Florida, where the bar exams are often scribbled on Margaritaville napkins and defrauding insurance carriers is the third biggest job sector. Culpepper is the trifecta of football players, reality show contestant, and ambulance chaser. There should be an automatic restraining order against him from the remainder of the world. I’m sure the NFL fucks over their former players. But that’s no reason to play the AFLAC duck for a fool.