Bradley Cooper Likes Them Not Quite Ripe

Bradley Cooper’s girlfriend Suki Waterhouse is 22 years old but looks like a foster care tween who’s seen some things. Cooper is coming in at forty, so based on the numbers this isn’t atypical when the dude is loaded. When guys are accused of statutory rape they inevitably drop the “But she looked 18!” line. By that reasoning, I’d find it creepy if a forty year old dude was banging a chick of age who didn’t look it. Seems like you’re skating by on a technicality. There are no laws against dressing your chick up like a Catholic schoolgirl, nor should there be. I’m sure Waterhouse regales Cooper with stories of the time her and her girlfriends went to Dave and Busters and won the giant bunny rabbit. Or went to the beach and took boring Instagram photos. Cooper meanwhile does a fine job of pretending he’s not sticking his dick in every hostess he meets on the road. Maybe they’re a good match. If they make it another ten years the other women might even stop saying nasty things about her.

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