Candice Swanepoel Tits Cause Near Beach Panic

I once saw a man get arrested for baring his junk while changing on the beach. It might be the ten minutes it took him to remove his wet bathing suit and get on some pants and the relatively short distance between his erect cock and some nearby frightened grade school aged girls. Or just plain sexism. Maybe a bit of both. Nobody gives a shit when a Victoria’s Secret model changes on the sand. Beach 5-0 doesn’t roll in with lights flashing and Hasselhoff jumping out with cuffs. We need to examine the way in which our society unjustly discriminates against the scrote. That and imprisoning dudes who wear full bike team sponsored gear when recreationally cycling will make this world instantly better.

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