Cara Delevingne Snatches Up Kendall Jenner

Who hasn’t this British socialite model chick girl banged yet in Hollywood? That’s not a criticism, that’s a cry of jealousy across genders and vaginas. She finds troubled young female celebrities and before they can cry about their dads becoming moppas, she has her fur in their face finishing them like a DIY bird’s nest with a fine sand paper. She’s good. She’s very good. She’s moving in with Kendall Jenner after spending the holidays grinding the Bieber completely out of Selena Gomez. If she ripped off a fine latex mask and David Spade appeared, I’d just nod my head knowingly.

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