Chick Leaves Wall Street For Porn

Paige A Jennings aka Veronica Vain was working for Lazard Asset Management, a blue chip Wall Street stock firm, until she was fired for taking nude selfies in the bathroom during work and posting them to Twitter. At least that’s her contention. Her co workers apparently found her account because there are only three women on the planet doing porn online and I guess she looked a lot like one of them.

“[My boss] obviously couldn’t have me coming back to the office when likely just about everyone had seen me half-naked online.”

Naturally. That’s how men think. This girl who works for me has an amazing ass and very poor sense of judgement. I need her banished from my existence immediately. Off with your strumpet, lest you accidentally give me the best twenty minutes of my miserable life.

Jennings then explains why she’s leaving stocks and bonds forever:

“I left finance because if I’m going to take it up the ass for a decade, I’d prefer to get in to a hall of fame for it… I just left a job on Wall Street for a porn career because I can’t stop masturbating at work.”

Although your story makes no sense, you’re not bad at marketing yourself and this is a decent angle. I’ve noticed adult films cast a lot of office scenes since most men spend at least half their workday thinking about boning the hot chick in the office. Please keep me posted of your debut scene so I can watch it immediately the next time I interact with my nympho receptionist with the glasses and the heels.

Photo Credit: Twitter