College Football Guy Has A Mullet

You don’t have to do much to stand out as a professional athlete. Most of your peers are capable of spitting out cliches to reporters and dressing up like childish morons before and after games. You should do something weird with your hair. Dennis Rodman made a career of it. Enter Brock Hekking entering the NFL draft out of Nevada. Hekking committed to be defined by his Steel Panther mullet and the move apparently paid off. He just signed with Octagon, a sports management firm which represents athletes a hell of a lot more notable than Brock Hekking. But then again, Michael Phelps doesn’t have a huge ridiculous mullet. Section 1: Cut your stupid mullet and you’re dead to us. Hekking opted to sign the Octagon contract at his local In and Out Burger because he’s really procuring the white trash image:

“I went every day after high school. It’s where I dreamed of becoming a ball player … so I thought it would be best to [sign my contract] there.”

Whatever. Football gets pretty fucking boring. I pray he makes a team so I’ll have someone to wish helmet to mullet contact upon on a Sunday for no apparent reason. It’s the price you pay for deciding you’re the Mullet Guy. It will likely prove to be an overwhelmingly success. Maybe I’m just becoming negative with all the eighteen hour drinking marathons. I haven’t seen my family in months. I bet they love Brock Hekking.

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