I want to punch the guy who created Vogue’s 73 Questions series. It features female celebrities wearing a lot of makeup, trying to act casual, and answering a series of pre-screened questions with responses that are never even accidentally interesting. It’s a near statistical impossibility. This is the shit they show the terrorists on repeat while they force cornmeal up their asses. I’ve never wondered anything about Victoria Beckham. Not her favorite kind of toothpaste, umbrella, or ketchup. Let alone this banal bullshit, I haven’t even wondered anything which might prove reasonably interesting. Something which at least might have a fighting chance of being half worth listening to. Do you prefer two fingers or three? Have you ever eaten dog accidentally? Which Spice Girls have ever gone down on each other in the back of a bus? Have you caught your very pretty husband in the sauna blowing the gardner? Get creative, it’s not that difficult. Unless you’re the fuck behind the camera or Victoria Beckham.