Gary Oldman Splitting Asunder

Gary Oldman is divorcing his fourth wife but his trophy collection remains stable. They say half of all marriages end in divorce but I wonder if twisted serial marriage guys like Oldman are skewing those statistics. Most of the married people I know still seem to be married and miserable. Universally accessible Internet porn can help you coast through the rougher decades.

Considering marriage is an entirely voluntarily act and that by the time you’re at Oldman’s age and stats, everybody who cares for you must be urging you to quit doing it, you’re kind of just that asshole who does as he pleases. Alexandra was pretty fucking hot and twenty years your junior. You can’t trade up forever.

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