Hope Solo, Jerramy Stevens Model Americans

January 21, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Former NFL player Jerramy Stevens was arrested for drunk driving as he was so wasted he failed to spell his name correctly in a sobriety test. Granted, look at how fucked up his parents spelled Jeremy and you might let the guy go. His wife Hope Solo was in the car and went berserk while working the “Do you know who we are?” line. Yeah you’re the chick who beats up family members? And you’re that rapist guy. You get in the cruiser and you shut the fuck up. To answer your inevitable question, yes, you may use the dashboard cam footage for pitching your reality show. Just stop yelling. I’ve seen pictures of your hairy genitals and your scratchy voice is reminding me of them.

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