Jenny McCarthy And Ryan Seacrest, Like Awesome in a Bottle

Jenny McCarthy seemed like an odd choice for Dead Dick Clark’s rocking New Year’s Eve telecast. She’s smarmy and not particularly witty and used to spend New Year’s being passed around by men at parties. Basically she’s Ryan Seacrest. We didn’t need both. Presumably McCarthy still owed ABC a few hours of intelligent banter since being fired from The View where she came up with none in six months of trying. When a long since deceased guy is throwing the best New Year’s party on television, you need to ask yourself, why is Jenny McCarthy not showing her tits and still on my screen? That’s not as polite as it is honest.

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