Jon Jones Peaces On Rehab

Jon Jones was caught with cocaine in his system after a random and probably unconstitutional drug test by the Nevada Athletic Commission. Jones immediately went to rehab where he stayed a total of one night. It’s unclear whether he has a problem and couldn’t take the cold sweats or just decided it was a stupid idea and everyone who does a bump fortnightly is not a drug fiend contrary to popular myth. Jones’ mom for the record sees her son being busted as a covert message from God instead of another trick of the white devil:

“So this is a good thing as far as our family is concerned, so we wasn’t upset. Me and my husband considered it a blessing from God that our child was able to be helped and know that he need to stop and know that he needed the assistance to stop before it came to something worse.”

If I’d have known God wanted me to snort blow off a stripper’s asshole in a suite at The Venetian I’d probably be a better Christian. Something is weird here. You either go to rehab for a couple weeks or not at all. One night is pointless. Jones might have popped in just for show. But I don’t see how that’s going to appease the coked up deep pocketed criminals at the Nevada Athletic Commission. Tap Out.

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