Katie Hopkins Deserves a Prize (VIDEO)

Katie Hopkins dubs herself “Britain’s Most Hated Woman” which might be true if enough people noticed. She’s kind of a cockney Howie Mandel with a vagina. At lease that’s what I thought until she recently became a personal hero. Hopkins set out to prove fat people are lazy and all they need to do to lose weight is exercise and eat less. This seems like a sound enough theory but you’d be surprised how many butterbeans with elastic drawstrings will contest this premise until they give up and start wheezing. Hopkins gained 43 pounds in 12 weeks by only exercising enough to make it to the fridge and consume massive amounts of whatever makes British people rotund and toothless.

Then she started eating normally and walking and lost the weight. This pretty much proved her common sense theory correct. Either as a scientific control or just because she’s super mean Hopkins also had four long term fat people eat less and walk with her, and everyone became less fat. Hopkins is now back to her normal weight although there’s something wrong with her face. Science wins again. I find it easier to accept basic truths than your Fat Movement. Take a walk around the block Earthquake.