Kim Kardashian Flies Safe

January 12, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

It seems a tad bit racist that I have to strip down to my bare soul to get through TSA security while Kim Kardashian gets to tote all sorts of sub-dermal shit right on through. Precious metals, kilos of atomic number 14, centrifuged lipid cakes, one half of a brain borrowed from a cadaver buried behind a mental hospital. You could pack enough plastique into that fat cap to blow up Neverland. I thought the entire idea was we frisk everybody because terrorists are only going to be Middle Eastern males ninety-nine percent of the time. We just need one intercepted communique from Yemen that translates to ‘and the mighty whore shall ass bomb the Great Satan’ and the entire Kardashian clan goes no-fly list stat.

Photo Credit: Splash

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