Kim Kardashian in a Fur Bikini

When not saving the afflicted with just the tip of his one in the stink finger, Kanye West is designing bikinis. He asphyxiated four adult male foxes with the heel of his boot to create this merkin inspired bikini for his wife and then snapped away and shared with the world. Kanye first fell in love with Kim while watching Ray J pound her ass her on video and has never stopped loving her. Or wanting to see her lady parts stuffed on camera. Don’t believe what you hear about divorce rumors in the gossip rags, this marriage is only ending when death overtakes one or both. Preferably by vengeful widowed foxes with thousands of super sharp tiny fangs. I hope they take pictures and post.

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