2014 was the year of Lady Gaga pretending she didn’t give a rat’s ass she was getting chunky. 2015 is the year she takes it all back with Bikram yoga and Photoshop. She posted a photo to Instagram touting her body overhaul. It’s possible floors and mirrors in the background warp themselves. It’s also possible Lady Gaga really is digging deep to impress her automaton army of cutters who last year she told she body shape wasn’t important. You start mixing messages to those lockstep malcontents and you might just start a riot. Thankfully, it’ll be exorcised entirely on Twitter and in the dressing rooms at Hot Topic where nineteen girls will shear off their long hair to spite their bio moms.
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