Linsday Lohan Fudged

Lindsay Lohan worked off her court ordered community service for super shitty unlicensed driving by allowing young people to follow her around as part of a Work Shadow program. Though she had no job at the time. So she took them to a meet and greet with her fans. Fans is a subjective term. More just people who recognize that thing from the news. Hanging out with Lindsay Lohan is obviously not an educational experience and most likely represents a threat to the integrity of the neighborhood. Why is your daughter gargling salt water every morning? The prosecutor in the case is now recommending jail time for Lohan since she went janky on her community service. We all know giving celebrities community service is some kind of justice joke, but we do expect them to at least make up something half-decent. Like when your high school kid comes home at 3am stinking of booze. He’s supposed to say he was studying at Mike’s and lost track of time. People can live with lies. It’s the shameful truth that eats away at you.

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