Mark Wahlberg Was a Very Busy Teenager

Krisyn Atwood wants to be sure Wahlberg isn’t remembered as the movie star who just beat the shit out of Vietnamese immigrants, he’s also the guy who dropped n-bombs and threw rocks at fourth grade black girls going to the beach. Sort of like how everybody remembers him from Boogie Nights, but everybody forgets about Planet of the Apes, or tries to. That’s not fair to Wahlberg and his body of work.

Atwood doesn’t think Wahlberg deserves a pardon from the Governor because he was a violent racist thug and she still bears the scars of his attack. Also, she doesn’t think Wahlberg has changed. Which is sad. Unless she’s referring to his acting, then it’s true. I think most people would agree that Wahlberg is a different person now then he was as a teenager. For one, HGH has rendered him three times stronger and able to throw much bigger rocks. Also, he moved to an estate in Beverly Hills where he doesn’t have to deal with minorities trying to rip off America and his family. Maybe you get two free roundhouse kicks to the head of Wahlberg’s fourth grade daughter and we call it even?