Paris Sues Fox

The Mayor of Paris says the reputation of the City of Light has been besmirched by Fox News. She’s going to sue for one trillion Francs and the return of the Statue of Liberty. In the days after the Charlie Hebdo attack, Fox News ran a piece on Paris and other European cities where there are large Muslim immigrant enclaves and labeled them ‘No-Go’ zones for non-Muslim citizens. Fox News claimed these parts of town were governed by Islamic Sharia law and too dangerous even for cops to enter, let alone regular Parisians. It turns out that’s not really true. The Sharia law part. The part about being super dangerous violent immigrant gang infested neighborhoods stands. Still no-go, but not a no-go Allahu Akbar. More like no-go, Compton at 3am.

Fox News apologized for moderately disliking Muslims and for working for Rupert Murdoch who really really dislikes Muslims. For their part, Paris refused to apologize for importing boatloads of destitute Middle Eastern and North African immigrants and forcing them into welfare slums to breed jihad. CNN later apologized for being the only network to carry the story about Fox News apologizing.  I apologize for not showing any tits. We’re close to healing.