Shia Labeouf Makes A Little Girl Sniff His Fingers (VIDEO)

There’s art. And then there’s art where Shia LaBeouf is in a cage in nothing but a loin cloth making some girl sniff his fingers. That’s the kind of art where people get arrested and even the most progressive minded free speechers say, yeah, that makes sense.

In Sia’s last video everybody watched because they love little girls acting like desperately drunken motel whores, Maddie Ziegler proved the power of dance. That is the power to turn the oppression of half naked young girls into something culturally worthy. For round two, she’d added Shia LaBeouf presumably as the ‘dad’ to the girl who is now trapped in a cage. That’s a metaphor in case your ears haven’t stopped ringing from being beat over the head with it yet. She can get out of the cage. Shia can’t. That means something important to famous people who spend almost all their time thinking about their horrible plight. To the rest of us, it’s just exhibit A in the lawsuit this girl eventually files against her parents, Sia, Shia, and hopefully one or two women’s studies programs just for kickers.

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