This Fleshlight Promo Video Is Real Weird (VIDEO)

The makers of Fleshlight thought it would be a good idea to find some random Czech porn chick and claim their product is an exact replica of her vagina. If it’s actually true, your company is stupid, an ugly dock whore would have done it for half. Pussy is pussy. Guys who say this are usually losers, except in the case when there’s no face or body attached. Then it’s a definite. This video chronicles the vag model, Eufrat Jai, and her trip to the Spanish factory where her Fleshlights are made as if it were Ted Williams posthumously walking into Cooperstown. She says the following:

“My father told me that women has special present from God, and with our vagina, we can be star.”

Before this gets any creepier I should explain it’s European. The following happens: The manager of the Fleshlight factory tells her he personally uses the assembly line version of her vagina. Then he lubes up the replica and fingers it in front of her. The employees of the factory are forced to pretend they are super psyched to see her in the flesh at the clear risk of being sent back to the olive brining caves. She appears believe this whole orchestration. After listening to this chick speak I’m not sure if I’d rather fuck the real thing or the polymer. Did they pour plaster into her cavities? That’s not a selling point. I’m pretty sure the Fleshlight is STD free. Although that manager is giving me pause. Fuck it. I’ll just beat off normally like a real man.