Tila Tequila Doesn’t Need Porn Awards

Tila Tequila is humble in her victories and gonorrheic in her defeats. No sooner did she win best celebrity sex tape at the AVN Awards for Anal Plunge 2: Tila Pretends To Have an Unauthorized Sex Tape, than she announced Farrah Abraham can have the trophy. She just wants to be known as the World’s Best Mommy:

I want my baby girl to grow up a very strong, and independent woman just like I am, and you know what? I know that she will! My daughter will grow up to be a leader and stand up for all of the people who cannot stand up for themselves. My daughter will be beautiful just like her mama, but at the same time I will raise her to be a humble and loving person who respect herself and others.

That’s some inspirational Mommy of the Year type talk right there. You throw in the Nazi rally cries, the comes and goes schizophrenia and the gaping porn and I’d say it’s a lock. Farrah Abraham places in a distant second. Just like with her staged ass porn. Suck on that Teen Mom, Tila Tequila is your related celebrity nemesis. That has to be disconcerting on so many levels.

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