Titty Food Places Killing It

January 14, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

While restaurant growth was down overall last year, sales at so called “Brestaurants” went through the roof. Tilted Kilt, Twin Peeks, and Brick House all saw healthy profits. Not coincidentally their waitresses look like the girls you couldn’t possibly have gotten in high school. Which is no coincidence because welcome to six years past high school. It’s the same girls. Fuck you, Yvette.

These companies are relatively new so the numbers are a bit skewed, but it’s a statistical certainty guys like tits. And horrendous service and limp fries. Pretty sure they haven’t yet found a way to fuck up beer, whiskey, or sports yet although Roger Goodell is on assignment. It’s very simple math. The restaurant next door has wings. The restaurant a mile away has wings and chicks with giant racks serving them to you. Get in the car.

Photo Credit: TwinPeaks.com 

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