Baby North Got Her First Fur

February 12, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

People who love animals a whole lot are mortified that Kim Kardashian purchased fur for her gentle bastard daughter. I believe that’s badger. Protestors fail to understand Kim’s plan to shuffle North out into the woods to live an existence away from cameras and spotlights and magazine interviews where mom says she loves to take big cocks from behind. The fur will help North blend until such time as she can construct shelter and suss out food sources. If that fails, it’ll keep search and rescue from finding her body before the shocking conclusion to the final season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Bruce Jenner just killed a woman for real. The bar has been raised.

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