Brennan Clay Completes The Cycle

Unemployed running back Brennan Clay has been arrested for beating the shit out of his wife Gina D’Agostini. A while back Clay went through D’Agostini’s phone and saw she and Clay’s friend, Cowboys running back DeMarco Murray, had arranged a rendezvous to fuck each other’s brains out. Naturally, he posted the evidence on Twitter. D’Agostini had saved Murray’s cell contact as ‘Spray Tan’ which for the sake of ratings I’m going to assume means he liked to finish on her. Clay later apologized and convinced himself he was wrong:

“Jumped to a conclusion that wasn’t true ..can’t judge a situation without knowing all the facts ..I apologize ..”

Clay posted a photo of he and his wife apparently banging just to show his remorse. It’s like flowers, for the mentally disturbed. They broke up. But Clay still loved her dearly so he allegedly went to her her house and dragged her through shrubs and repeatedly punched her. Police found some cuts on her leg, presumably from the shrubs, which was evidence enough to press charges. There are on winners here. Except DeMarco Murray. He’s good.

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