Bruce Jenner Digging For Belinda

Don’t buy into the support Bruce Jenner is receiving from knee jerks in Hollywood who opened up their appropriate response chart and saw the thumbs up sign next to gender reassignment surgery. Yay, Bruce, we support you, LGBT rocks, don’t burn my lawn with your AIDS pee. It’s a veneer. Like when your girlfriend says she’s sorry you lost your job and she supports whatever you do next. Check back in fifteen minutes and see how that’s going.

Bob Tur used to be a bad ass dude who flew news helicopters until he realized he wanted to be Zoey Tur who wore designer dresses and reported on celebrity gossip for Inside Edition. That happens. Tur’s busting on Bruce Jenner for not telling ‘her’ own story and letting the media sully what could have been a beautiful moment:

She should tell it in a way that teaches and educates people. Unfortunately Jenner has let the tabloids tell her story and, of course, they’re going to be salacious and hurtful.

Apparently Tur missed the meeting where Bruce Jenner outlined his own teachable moment strategy as (1) make boatload of money selling story to E!, (2) destroy ex-wife, (3) lop off penis. In that order. Maybe Jenner doesn’t want to be an Inside Edition reporter in Versace. Maybe he wants to be a slut who owns fuck my new vagina island filled with servants and well-endowed natives who pull butcher counter tickets and wait for their number to be called. Every man who becomes a woman has their own story to tell.

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