Hollywood Fancies Themselves Smart

Your average SAG member doesn’t read Popular Science or really anything except tapas menus and blogs that Google alerts their name. Yet they’re the first to vote for any film chronicling the subject of intellectualism. You’d think this were because the concept of studying something academically is as foreign to them as cloning dinosaurs. Not the case. These people think the only thing separating them from Hawking is they chose a career with more pussy. While mentally incapable of even finishing a theater degree at Arizona State, these formerly bullied teens are prone to fantasy. They don’t understand Hawking, just like they don’t understand me and how I wear a brown belt with my black Uggs. Throw in the disability aspect and it’s amazing this film didn’t sweep the Oscars. If anything playing Hawking is an easy gig which requires minimal prat falls. Congratulations to Eddie Redmayne. You just made half of Hollywood Amazon order their first non-fiction.

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