When deciding where to get your $30 cocktails in Vegas, you're going to want to stop at the spot where Jenny McCarthy is making out with Donnie Wahlberg. That's the X on your treasure map of excitement. I'm not sure how many names 1OAK crossed off their list as unavailable before they hit the lesser accomplished members of the McCarthy and Wahlberg families. Clearly you've been turned down by senior management in ISIS and the all of the CosRaped models. It might be worth the chance to offer McCarthy a large donation to the pro-polio program of her choice to show you any real part left on her body. When Kuato starts emerging from her stomach, run to the Luxor. You don't need high end Vegas.
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