Kanye A Victim Of His Own Awesome

Kanye’s Yeezy Badger Vagina Booties show didn’t go over so well at Fashion Week. This according to every person who willingly calls themselves a fashion expert without fear of being called undatable. Despite his best efforts to bring out a parade of pederastic treats in his Caligula inspired suede Adidas, all the snobs who matter turned their nose up at his cobbling work. This included the very chick who started Fashion Week who declared herself over Kanye. That’s like Michael Jordan coming to your high school game just to let you know you’ll never make it.

Kanye went onto to Twitter to defend his design prowess and to blame his lack of acceptance on being too awesomely famous for his groundbreaking music. This echoes the sentiment of Kendall Jenner who claimed to be unaccepted on the modeling side because of her TV fame and long list of Arabic import export sponsors. She dropped her last name in an effort to confuse people. Kanye already only goes by Kanye. Perhaps a mustache and a wig. Also, not producing crappy porn booties. And kissing ass. You’re not gay, you’re just weird. One more mountain to climb.