Kelly Brook got kind of fat there for a while. Even the people who routinely call women curvy were feeling uncomfortable with their made up word. The TV camera adds ten pounds. Which means you need to be at least forty pounds underweight going in to visually obtain Flockhart. Kelly has until the end of February to get down to nine stone or Ellen has the contractual right to nibble on her ear and tell her what she can do for her career. Then lie to Portia and tell her she didn’t see what she thought she saw and the nice men are coming to take for a long rest in the Seychelles. Thank Ellen for the new Prius and shut the fuck up. It’s not a gift, it’s a message.
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