On their deathbed, nobody regrets having spent too much time flashing their pert tits. There’s no horror stories about how everybody saw my outstanding perfect boobs and life veered horribly wrong. It’s inevitably a precursor to a story that ends with, and that’s how I met your billionaire granddad and got the alpine mansion in Gstaad. Show your tits and smile is the best bit of advice anybody ever gave.
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