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February 5, 2015 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments
Selfie queen and human urinal Kim Kardashian has said that she really wants to take a selfie with Jesus. Not Jesus the gardener but Jesus of Nazareth. I’m surprised she’d deign to allow our Lord and savior in her fucking incessant selfies. He’d probably stone that ho.
Read all about Kim’s selfie based faith. (The Superficial)
Matthew McConaughey pisses people off for killing Bambi and his mom. (TMZ)
Brazil’s Miss Bum Bum now also topless, that’s a double your pleasure thingĀ (Egotastic)
Adriana Lima in a cutout dress is faptacular. (Huffington Post)
Luci Ford sports a white bikini for you, just for you. (Drunken Stepfather)
Julia Pereira wears a black string bikini and it is wonderful. (Hollywood Tuna)
Britney Spears is back to being highly fuckable in lingerie. (COED)