Kylie Jenner Drops $2.7 Million on Her Teen Hideaway

I don’t care if you’re seventeen or whatever Kim’s age is in whore years. These Kardashian girls earn their paychecks because they sell shit that people with narrow brain stems want to purchase. That couldn’t be more American if Kris Jenner had tramp stamped each of her baby girls with the stars and stripes and the slogan Fuck My Yankee Doodle Candy. Kylie Jenner just bought the $2.7 million dollar house in Calabasas where she’s like to be found pregnant and strung out in 2018. That’s just good planning. Ignore the haters who went to high school on a false promise, Kylie. They’d trade places with you in a second. Young, big tits, rapper dick, top line booze and drugs, nice clothes, vacations around the world. The merry-go-round stops at some point, but why not yell ‘whee!’ with your ass hanging out of your shorts while people will still pay to see. I just defended a Kardashian. Fuck you. I’m going to that house warming party.

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