NFL Players Love Them Some Animal Cruelty

Terrence Cody, who played for the Baltimore Ravens last season, has been arrested and charged with multiple counts of abusing his dog and keeping an illegal alligator at his home. Veterinarians got suspicious when Cody brought in his mega expensive Bullmastiff purebred and it was in shitty close to death shape. Law and Order Animal Victims Unit went to Cody’s house and found he had a nice sized alligator as a roommate. That’s not legal anywhere north of about Panama City. Once the Ravens found out Cody was likely to be charged with animal crimes, they cut him preemptively and had all his photos cut out of all team frames like an Orthodox Jew marrying a shiksa. Terence Cody who? He’s not my son any longer.

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking then you’re wondering how those alligator-bullmastiff fights went down in Cody’s basement. It’s a horribly cruel bit of animal sport that I’d report to the authorities the very second after I was completely done watching and filming for my YouTube Channel. 5 million views is 5 million views and still worth $1.98 in YouTube ad share dollars. Never bet against gator.

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