Moderately fey elf Orlando Bloom all but admitted that when he’s out slaying pussy, he is not a fan of the plus sized ladies. He prefers skinny chicks because they’re more agile and closely resembling young boys. I’m not saying that he’s in the closet…but I’m not not saying that.
Read all about Orlando’s fatty hate. (TMZ)
Miranda Kerr almost shows almost all her boobs. (Egotastic)
Kanye West is planning on recording with Taylor Swift for maximum suckosity. (Huffington Post)
After seeing these nude pics of Dakota Johnson maybe I will go see Fifty Shades of Grey. (Drunken Stepfather)
Elsa Hosk covered topless, anyone? (Hollywood Tuna)
Selena Gomez at the height of cockteasery on Instagram. (Popoholic)
Miley Cyrus’ music video pulled from New York Porn Festival. (Dlisted)