Richie Sambora Knows a Bargain

Richie Sambora’s young girlfriend has been going around the lesser media circuits talking about how nice Richie’s dick is. That’s solid press f you can get it. In turn, Richie’s leasing her a brick and mortar store to sell her Nikki Rich line of clothing that finally fuses music and art into fashion. I’ve always felt that’s been missing from my clothes. It seems destined to fail, but what’s a few Bon Jovi residual dollars against a blond chick with big tits telling everybody you’re an incredible cocksmith in your late 50’s. Dumb guys just buy cars.

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