Selena Gomez Sage Advice

Selena Gomez posted a grammatically challenged inspirational spiel to her Instagram account for all the troubled souls who read in pictures. The intention was there but her execution launched past the orange cones and ended up mangled in netting and brain dead in the hospital on the ski slope of life. I think she’s getting through to me:

“God puts us in situations that are so unexplainably difficult for a reason. There is someone in the world feeling so much, just like you. There is someone who will always have it better or have it way worse than you. The point of all of that is for to feel not alone. My point is, your are not alone in this world. People everyday feel so many emotions they wish they could turn it off. But that’s not why we are here. We are here for relationships, for people just like us who feel worthless. Your purpose is to share, help, encourage. Remember that. Please.”

If your self worth is bolstered by a barely legal functioning illiterate you might just want to warm up the engine a few extra minutes. Shut the door you’re letting the heat out. Nobody cares about your philosophical musings. Have some taste next time and cite an Aerosmith ballad. In fact just quote anyone but yourself. Nice tits.

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