Sony Boss Canning Date Arrives

It’s not the insider Brentwood black jokes about Obama that kill you, it’s their discovery by the public. Amy Pascal finally got her walking papers from Sony pictures in no way related to hacked emails made public showing what a den of hypocrites and little people she ran with. The leaked emails shocked absolutely nobody in Hollywood since they were the same self-important cretins shooting the nasty egomaniacal crap back and forth in the first place. But shit like racism and sexism and petty jealousies and clubhouse elitism always causes the corporate caretakers to splatter themselves with feinting juice and gin up some overwrought apologies. And the inevitable head on a stick. You could worry about what comes next for Amy Pascal, but since Sony’s giving her a guaranteed $40 million producer deal to keep the Sony skeletons in her walk-in closets, you should probably worry more about the guy in the mailroom who had his social stolen and is now unwittingly buying three Ski-Doos on credit at an Irkutsk area Sears.

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